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A sampling of the most outrageous, hilarious, and awkward misuse of English found on the floor of CES 2012. Nobody is perfact.

Written by Evan Nathans (editor-at-large)

One of the more amusing elements of attending a gigantic tradeshow like CES is the sheer and often befuddling disregard for grammar, spelling, and outright colloquialism known as Engrish. Once the popular domain of Japanese imports, this most innocent of cultural misunderstandings has spread to our friends in China, Korea, India, and just about any nation or people with an honest desire to communicate (or sell) in our native language.

Of course, if you can afford a few plane tickets, hotel rooms, and glossy printed brochures, you can probably afford a spell check. Just saying.

That said, there's no disrespect intended towards any of the companies who made this most ignoble of lists, and its in this spirit we present a sampling of some of the more gut-busting examples of misspelled photos, excited exclamations, and downright funny turns of phrases. We're all human here, and nobody is perfact.

Engrish at CES 2012



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