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One of the best summer blockbuster surprises of recent memory – a crass comedy that can make you laugh while at the same time tug at your heartstrings; that MacFarlane somehow balances all this is nothing short of astonishing.
Learning to finally grow up is another ever-present theme, one that could have easily been choked out by meaningless toilet humor but is instead examined with wit and intelligence. It isn’t so much about a manchild weaning himself off of his childhood possession; it’s more about finding those healthy relationship boundaries and maintaining an emotional balance. Of all the lessons this movie could have taught me, this was the absolute last I expected. Ted is one of the best summer blockbuster surprises of recent memory – a crass comedy that can make you laugh while at the same time tug at your heartstrings. I honestly didn’t know such a thing was possible, given the failure of most previous attempts. If you need an example, look no further than the wretched That’s My Boy, which is no more a father/son bonding story than I am a rocket scientist.
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| Release: | June 29, 2012 |
| Rating: | R |
| Studio: | Universal Pictures |
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Written by Chris Pandolfi (editor-at-large)
Going into Ted, I fully expected a raunchy comedy. What I
wasn’t at all expecting was a very sweet, very compelling coming of age story,
one that convincingly examines themes of friendship, loyalty, and love. In the
best possible sense, this movie completely threw me for a loop. It marks the
directorial debut of Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, who clearly has a sick
sense of humor but also has a lot of heart and isn’t afraid to show it. Yes, you
will see a teddy bear smoking from a bong, drinking beer, swearing like a
sailor, and squirting hand lotion on his face to simulate a pornographic money
shot, but you will also see a buddy story, a romance, a climactic battle to the
finish on a Fenway Park light tower, and ultimately, a happy ending. That
MacFarlane somehow balances all this is nothing short of astonishing.
Taking place in Boston, the story begins in 1985, when a lonely
eight-year-old boy named John Bennett (Mitch Haggins) makes a wish that his
Christmas gift, a teddy bear he named Ted, would come to life and gain the
ability to talk. Thanks to a shooting star, his wish is granted, and Ted and
John make a pact that they will be best friends forever. Word of the miracle
quickly spreads, and for a brief time, Ted becomes a celebrity. During the
opening credits, we see a montage that shows Ted and John growing up, all the
while staying inseparable, just as they promised they would. We finally arrive
at the present day, when a now thirty-five-year-old John (Mark Wahlberg) is
about to celebrate his four-year anniversary with his girlfriend, Lori (Mila
Kunis), a successful office worker.

Although he has found love, John and Ted (a computer generated character
voiced by MacFarlane) still live together and have adopted a somewhat hedonistic
lifestyle, getting by almost entirely on pot and a deep love of the 1980 film
Flash Gordon. Ted is essentially a slacker, and John isn’t too far behind; he
barely makes due working at a low-end car rental office, and he’s frequently
late and will often make excuses to get out of work early. Lori understands that
John and Ted have a special bond, but she also knows that John will never fully
mature so long as Ted is living with them. It doesn’t help that Ted has become
foulmouthed, obnoxious, and incredibly vulgar; it comes to a head when he freely
invites a group of prostitutes up to their apartment and lets one defecate on
the floor. She wants him to move out.
John complies, albeit begrudgingly, and helps Ted move into an apartment
above a Chinese restaurant. This requires Ted to get a job as a cashier at a
grocery store; strangely enough, all attempts to get himself intentionally get
fired result in promotions. This sets up the final act, during which: (1) John
and Lori will break up over the former’s lack of judgment; (2) Lori will be
pursued by her rich, handsome, and conniving boss, Rex (Joel McHale), a man so
clueless that not even continuous rejection can faze him; (3) Ted and John will
have a falling out, resulting in a brutal hotel room brawl; and (4) Ted will be
kidnapped by an obsessed fan (Giovanni Ribisi), who desperately wants to please
his bratty overweight son. Sam J. Jones will also make an appearance, as will
Patrick Warburton, Ryan Reynolds, and Tom Skerritt.
One of the best decisions MacFarlane made was to not dwell on the miraculous
nature of Ted sentience. Like the Muppets, he’s assumed by the general public to
be real and is not made an object of wonder or ridicule. I think that accounts
for why audiences can see and respond to his friendship with John; not only does
what they share feel completely genuine, we’re actually made to care about them
both. In a lesser comedy, the filmmakers would regard a friendship between a
grown man and a taking teddy bear superficially; there would be no heart, only
inane jokes. In this case, MacFarlane understands that touching, meaningful
subtexts can indeed lurk beneath a sea of unremitting crudeness. Without that
sense of drama, I seriously doubt the film would work as well as it did.
Learning to finally grow up is another ever-present theme, one that could
have easily been choked out by meaningless toilet humor but is instead examined
with wit and intelligence. It isn’t so much about a manchild weaning himself off
of his childhood possession; it’s more about finding those healthy relationship
boundaries and maintaining an emotional balance. Of all the lessons this movie
could have taught me, this was the absolute last I expected. Ted
is one of the best summer blockbuster surprises of recent memory – a crass
comedy that can make you laugh while at the same time tug at your heartstrings.
I honestly didn’t know such a thing was possible, given the failure of most
previous attempts. If you need an example, look no further than the wretched
That’s My Boy, which is no more a
father/son bonding story than I am a rocket scientist.

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