Go back to yer Transformers toys!
It seems to be a rule of the internet, and websites in general. We post
a new poster for a movie that all you guys can't wait to see, and you bombard
our servers with your fanboy lust, effectively shutting down our system while
you pick our bandwidth bones clean. And we're of course so starved for
that enabling attention that we keep putting up with being manhandled and used
in the dirtiest, filthiest ways possible because, well, it's actually pretty
cool. Shallow we may be, but when it comes to all-things related to the
upcoming Terminator Salvation, its probably worth it.
As Warner Bros plans to continue (i.e. not reinvent) the franchise sans
Arnold by adding Batman himself Christian Bale into the mix, the somewhat
controversial film could be the single-biggest surprise of next summer, much
like the better-than-expected Terminator 3 kicked the leather-clad
gothic booty of the significantly over-hyped second Matrix: Reloaded back in
2003. For starters, we're finally getting the Future War storylines that
the previous films only hinted at, and while director McG may sound more like a
McDonald's value item than a true action director, let's hope he's learned a few
tricks since bringing Charlie's Angels back to focus all those years back.
The first poster is here, and it'll scare your unborn grandchildren.
Effective! Click on the smiling, bullet-riddled head below to add it to
your collection. This is part where you all go crazy...what's stopping
you?
